Justin Bieber.... WHY?!?! (New Media Project)

JUSTIN BIEBER.

An extremely brief history of Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber was born on March 1, 1994. He was raised by a very young single mother, in a low income household. He taught himself to play instruments. His mom uploaded videos of him on youtube for his family to see. Videos were continuously uploaded, and Bieber soon developed fans, and stalkers. His agent was among one of them. He flew out to stratford and tracked Justin down. At 13 he started recording demos, and soon met Usher.


 <sup>How could anyone like Justin Bieber?

Hypothesis 1: He has an awesome fashion sense.</sup>

"After signing Bieber, Usher appointed one of his former assistants, Ryan Good, to be Bieber's road manager and stylist. Good, once nicknamed Bieber's "swagger coach", created a "streetwise look" for the singer which consisted of baseball caps, hoodies, dog chains and flashy sneakers."

Conclusion: Facbricated.

Hypothesis 2: He has cute mannerisms.

 "Amy Kaufman of The Los Angeles Times comments, "Though a product of a middle-class suburban upbringing in Stratford, Ontario, Bieber's manner of dress and speech ("Wassup man, how you doin'?" or "It's like, you know, whateva' ") suggest he's mimicking his favorite rappers."

Conclusion: Borrowed.

Lesbian or Bieber?

Hypothesis 3: He has sexy hair.

Lesbian or Bieber?

"The longer hairstyle formerly worn by Bieber and its popularity with teenage girls proved to be cultural phenomenon, becoming one of the most copied hairstyles among teenage boys. Bieber's hairstyle has also proved popular with young lesbians.^{"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lesbian or bieber? /}
lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com/

Conclusion: Open for discussion.



Hypothesis 4: He has reached a certain level of unattainability.

In the same interview, Bieber talked about homosexuality, stating that “It’s everyone’s own decision to do that. It doesn’t affect me and shouldn't affect anyone else.”,^[78] with Rolling Stone commenting "It is not clear whether he intended to label homosexuality as a lifestyle choice."

<sup>Conclusion: Questionable motives.

Hypothesis 5: Justin Bieber mosh pits!</sup>

Real JB mosh pit.

Bieber's popularity has caused safety concerns. While promoting My World, Bieber was scheduled to appear at Long Island's Roosevelt Field Mall, but the performance had to be canceled.^[81] The event got out of control, and over 35 units from the Nassau County and Garden City police departments had to be summoned. Several fans received minor injuries. The police arrested an Island Records senior vice-president, James A. Roppo, reportedly for hindering the police's crowd control efforts by not sending a timely message on Twitter as instructed by the police.^[81

Conclusion: Cool. 1 pt. for Biebs.

Hypothesis 6: Dreamy name.

Conclusion:  Open for Discussion.

Hypotheis 7: Baby voice. Its so innocent it must be good for children.  

 <<Fred.  Fred goes swimming 

Conclusion: Humerous.

Hypothesis 8: He has an extensive product line.

DO YOU WANT A JUSTIN BIEBER PARTY!

Well you're in luck. He has curly straws.

Are you low in self esteem?

Here's a t-shirt!

Do you feel like you never win anything?

Here's a ribbon!

Can you not live without Justin Bieber?

Here's a teddy bear!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTCm8tdHkfI

 

Conclusion: Justin Bieber is the new Walmart.

Why is Justin Bieber not real?

Justin Bieber is not real because he has become an icon/ symbol. He has faded from existance, and his only purpose is to have a certain image, in order to please the general public. That is never going to happen, since one of his songs was the most hated on youtube, not counting Rebecca Black.

As seen above, almost all of his lovable characteristics have been created by an omnipotent being; his agent.

He has also become a symbol of kitsch. Predecessors to Justin Bieber have included the Jonas Brothers, High School Musical and Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. The kitsch has gone as far as creating Bieber wigs, band aids, nail polish, perfume, etc. The next item on the list seems to be Bieber hand sanitizer.

"The music video of "Baby" is currently ranked as the most viewed and most discussed YouTube video, and was the most disliked until being overtaken by Rebecca Black's song Friday.^"

Justin Bieber is a lie.

I am waiting for him, like Hannah Montana, to pull off his wig and start acting like a real person.

What celebrity doesn't get pissed off? He has had objects thrown at him, been stalked, etc.

In his interviews, he always gives completely neutral conclusions, in an attempt to not offend anyone. Does he not have an opinion? I do not see a point in him going to interviews at all if he is just going to dodge questions. He is neutral about sex before marriage, opposes abortions, but is neutral on the subject of abortions after rape, he is neutral about same sex marriages, and all he seems to know about the Canadian government is free health care when asked if he were to get American Citizenship.

I feel like I missed out on the whole Justin Bieber thing. I blinked, and suddenly my best friend stopped having panic attacks when listening to the Jonas Brothers and spent all her time complaining about Justin Bieber, while her girlfriend (who enjoys listening to slipknot, manson... ) seranades her with Justin Bieber.

Also, I do not dislike the song Baby. I saw it on Glee first and think that Sam makes a better Bieber tho! Sorry Biebs!

 <<<<Stolen from the ever so creepy Karen Wallis. (Above photo)

-Lydia

.Quotes from Wikipedia.